Farm Sex Wins

I'm looking at the search terms people are using to find this blog today. farm sex wins with 3 searches and there are another 15 searches along the same lines (sex farmer, farmer sexs, farm sex blog, farm sex form, sex eaton oh, farm hours sex, blog farm sex, farmsex & sex farm).

St Alphonso's came in a close second with 17 searches.

Boulder Belt came in a distant 3rd with 6 searches, a couple of those linking us with Boulder, Colorado (we are still happily in Ohio)

This is not a Sex Farm

It's snowing and there is not a lot to do so I am looking at the keywords people use to find this blog.

because I am bored I am going to jump up the traffic to this site by observing sex farm and sex belt are two of the key words used to find this site. Several years ago I wrote something that contained the word sex and withing hours I was getting hundreds of hits using the keyword Sex or sex farm or sex belt or sex...

So I entitled this post Sex Farm even though with all the neutered animals here there ain't much sex going on here other than the human kind. That was not the case when we had laying hens a several roosters around. Than there was sex or attempts at it pretty much during daylight hours.

Than there is the sex we humans engage in with the flowers around here fertilizing the pistils with pollen from the stamens. Eugene uses a tiny brush and I just use the male flower parts.

But these day not so much. No hens and roosters, no flowers to pollinate. I guess you really would not call us a sex farm after all.

Ah, Basil

Genovese basil just beginning to make flowers

Basil is one of my favorite market garden crops. This year we put in 250' linear feet which I can harvest 10 pounds at a time twice a week in high season. Harvesting 10 pounds is not as fun as it sounds.

Basil is one of our best selling crops. We sell it two ways, a small bag with approx an ounce of basil in each bag and the big bag with a 1/2 pound of basil for those smart folks who freeze pesto for winter use (something I need to do, I have a half pound of frozen pesto/garlic/oil (not really pesto but close) and I know from experience that is not enough to get us through winter/spring.

This year I grew two kinds-Genovese (regular basil) and Reuben, a beautiful red basil with no flavor. Fortunately, I grew very little Reuben compared to the wonderful green basil. Last year we discovered basil does well planted early in a hoophouse. We had a bunch of cucumbers damp off (die) so there was about 25' feet of space in one of the hoophouses so I started basil seedlings and got them transplanted in late April. By June 2006, we were harvesting. So, this year we repeated the basil experiment only this time it was planned and the basil got a whole 50' of space and was put in a bit earlier. It did not do quite as well as the unplanned early basil. Early on, the early stuff threatened to die outright (and some Reuben did die). It was a bit too cool for the basil. But soon enough it got warm enough and the daylight hours long enough and the early basil flourished. I just stopped harvesting it, because it has gotten pretty seedy. The main crop basil we planted outside of a hoophouse has flourished this summer. Though it too really wants to make flower tops, have sex and got to seed. That just means I have to cut it more often to keep the flower stalks at bay.

Now I am at the end of the basil season, plants want to make flowers/seeds and the temps at night are a bit cool for the uncovered basil. If I am lucky, I will get another 3 to 4 weeks of harvest before the plants are spent. Than I will pull them up and hang them in the barn to dry so I have dried basil all winter and spring to use and sell (there are some things that I feel dried basil is better than fresh, home made salad dressings and spaghetti sauce come to mind) before the fresh stuff next year is ready to cut.

We are Women Dammit

This morning I have a rant.

For several months, perhaps this has been going on for a couple of years, I have noticed that people on TeeVee have replaced the term "Woman" with the term "Female". As in, "that female over there screwed my boyfriend". This is most prevalent on the news and the afternoon shows (Judge Joe, People's Court, Maury, Jerry Springer etc.. ) Yeah I watch a lot of crap when I don't have to other things to do in the afternoons. I'm a TeeVee addict like most citizens of the USA. I'd like to say I watch only PBS (and I do watch a lot of PBS) but I can't take most of the kid shows they have in the afternoon.

I assume this is coming straight out of cop speak as in the "female perp"... which is fine for the police. But now this way of referring to Women is creeping into common language. No more than creeping, it is galloping into common usage, thanks to bad TeeVee

I hate it when the local news does a live interview and a woman, for Christ's sakes, uses the term "Female" to describe what some woman did (it could even be herself she is describing). Dammit, use the term Woman when you are talking about a woman. Are the women of this country so afraid of their womaness that they will not use the word woman? Using the term Female, to me, is neutering the whole idea of Woman (maybe spaying is a better term than neutering). We are fast losing any empowerment the feminist movement of the 1970's and 80's gave us by using this awful term to refer to our sex

We are humans, therefore we are women, not females. FYI kids, female refers to any species so you could be talking about a dog, horse, iguana, bee, slug (okay slugs are hermaphrodites), a toad, a cow, a tree, etc..

I notice men are NOT referred to as males, they still will use the term Man when referring to the male of the human species. And this is despite the cops using the term Male when referring to a suspect/perp/etc who is a man. Maybe what I am seeing is the death of feminism. I hope not but it seems that too many women out there do not appreciate being a woman and the power we women all have if we are will to find it and tap into it so the refer to themselves as females.

Women are smarter (That's right the women are smarter) and we have impressive powers. Our breasts alone contain strong powers few men can resist. Ladies, we need to tap into our powers more than we seem to be doing these days and quite referring to ourselves as females, We are Women dammit! So quit referring to you and me as Female.

Farm Sex

Another post based on the keywords in my blog-counter. So far today 22 people have visited this blog looking for farm sex and 1 person wanted sex on the farm.

Farms are sexy places, those plants and animals are pretty much doing nothing but looking for sex so they can procreate. The squashes are particularly promiscuous, they will cross pollinate with about anyone. Even squashes of different species. I think this is what Rick Santorum was afraid of when he did his man on dog speech against gay marriage. But fortunately for us contrary eco-farmers Santorum is now a former senator and the Democrats are back in the saddle again and the Nat'l gummint once again has its' checks and balances pretty much back in place.

Ah but I digress. We were talking about farm sex not politics (though they do seem to overlap an awful lot these days). The rats around here seem to be heavily into sex judging from all the juvenile rats we have caught in traps the past few days. Got a breeder hidden out somewhere that we need to get before she pops out another litter.

Now that it is fall most everything has given up on sex for the year. Hard to have sex when you are dead.

Search Keywords Today

3 people found this blog using " sexual attachments for cordless drills" I am not sure if they have a sexual attachment for cordless drills or they want such attachments (ain't the english language fun?). I do find it strange that this blog shows up on the first page of this search. Does this mean this blog will get flagged by the gummint as a pornographic blog and shut down?

1 person get here by typing into google " jeff gordon rv bus driver" Again I am not sure if they think Jeff drives an RV (I am sure he has at some point in his life) or if they wanted information on ther person who drives Mr. Gordon's RV to the Nextel Cup NASCAR races. Perhaps this is an omen and Jeff Gordon will end up being a RV driver after his racing career is over

1 person Googled " buy raw butter in indiana" This I know something about. Go to the Weston Price website (link in the side bar to the right). They have a huge database of all the farms in the US that sell raw milk products.

Those are the keywords/terms today

In This Evening's Email

With Spermamax you will have more sperm than there is water in the ocean.
You think you are not able to father, Spermamax will change your world.
You worry of not having descendants,
Spermamax can help you.


Now just how is this possible? Having more sperm than water in the oceans... I mean talk about blue balls. And what if the woman just ain't in the mood? I mean wouldn't the guy pop if he had that much sperm running around in his testicles? I would think this would make the chances of conception go down if for no other reason than these oceaned sized blue balls the poor chap would be sporting. That would be enuff to make most women run away fast.

And let us not forget the fact that I am not a male, I cannot produce sperm, no matter how much Spermamax I take and I am not planning on breeding decendants. They pretty much struck out on me, it seems.

Farm Sex Most Popular

Why is this Big Boy Smiling? Maybe he has discovered farm sex...

Looks like the term "Farm Sex" has been the most popular of the naughty search terms people input to find their way here. Today "Farm Sex" got two hits. For a while Farm Sex was neck and neck with "Sex" and Sex Farm as most popular search term but in the end Farm Sex has won the day with 2 searches and the others with zero.

I'll bet that changes after this post...

Sex Farm

I recently put a counter that keeps a few stats about the visitors to this site and one of the items it keeps track of is the keywords people use to find this site. So far only 3 have been noted by the software.

And they are

Farm Life Blogs

Sex farm

Sex belt

The first one makes sense but sex farm?!? Okay I know there are a lot of sexual kinks out there and that there is a website for damn near everyone of them (and if there is not one for your strokes you can develop such a site, such is the beauty and magic of the world wide web). I know that there is at least one website devoted to pictures of women in rubber killing chickens (and perhaps other livestock) and that the webmaster will pay women to allow themselves to be photographed killing farm animals while wearing rubber items. I know this because I was approached by such a person many years due to a chicken raising list I was active on.

I did not take him up on his offer

And sex belt. Okay, there is the word belt in the name Boulder Belt Farm. If you ask me, boulders would make a bad sex belt and we have zero to do with strap-ons. I hope this site was not too much of a disappointment to this person